This Weekend's Fixtures (30/31 Aug).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sterling off, Luis Enrique on.

Someone tell Parry FFS!

[Master Splinter]

I think Tottenham need another slow, clumsy, defensive midfielder that isn't really interested in defending. They should get a free run at Alex Song next year.

They are actually signing a another defensive midfielder who can play at CB: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28992064

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Do you mind not trying to voodoo curse us.

I could never, ever voodoo Spurs. No need to tbf.

[Globalgunner]

Whore. Slow, useless and offside.

Are City still paying 2/3 of this muppets wages?

[Niall_Quinn]

Liverpool let them off a good hiding. Spoil sports.

[Niall_Quinn]

Are City still paying 2/3 of this muppets wages?

Forgot about that. Doubt it though as they've been trying to dump as much anti-FFP evidence as possible.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Yep. Definite handball.

Right in the middle of the forehead.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spuds 0-3 Liverpool, FT.

Hope the Spuds enjoyed their sojourn at first position.

[Niall_Quinn]

As I was saying in the wrong thread - stonewall pen for Whore. Not given

Getting his shirt pulled is the best thing he has done today.

also, just how bad is Townsend? England

FT, training match.

[Master Splinter]

Spuds .