Quote Originally Posted by She Wore A Yellow Ribbon View Post
Glory-glory:
Within 20 minutes played, one or more of the following will have happened:

**** score from a wonder strike from a player never previously capable of such goals.

**** score from an incredibly soft penalty.

**** score a ridiculously fluky goal from an offside position.
It's funny cos all of those have happened in Spurs' favour at least once in recent derbies.