This Weekend's Fixtures (08/09 Nov).

[LDG]

Hope the scousers cunt the chav cunts. Stevie Me to starfish for the winning pen in the last minute of an uncalled for 7 mins of extra time following on from 3 chav goals disallowed for no good reason and Maureen to end up gouging out the ref's eyes with Drogba leaping up and down in front of the cameras screaming obscenities.

You've ruled out a natural disaster which swallows the pitch whole in front of a baying Kop?

Unusual restraint from you.

[Niall_Quinn]

You've ruled out a natural disaster which swallows the pitch whole in front of a baying Kop?

Unusual restraint from you.

Maureen getting robbed and losing it would be even more hilarious.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Liverpool.

[Munchies]

Come on Liverpool.

[Munchies]

[Injury Time]

Come on Liverpool.

Nah, they'll concede within 5 mins, bus parked-job done. Blow jobs from the media, Maureen presents his cum face and complains that should've battered them 20 nil but he managed to get best out of his playa to win it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

You're usually so positive about Liverpool, what's happened?

Also, fuck Paddy Power.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Maureen getting robbed and losing it would be even more hilarious.

And invariably questioning the motives of that fine body of men in the match officiating profession and ending up with a touchline ban and a fine that won't even make a dent on his bank account?

[Niall_Quinn]

And invariably questioning the motives of that fine body of men in the match officiating profession and ending up with a touchline ban and a fine that won't even make a dent on his bank account?

Or falling into a deep hole that opens up in the pitch after the final whistle and swallows him, his rotten team and the filthy gangster that bankrolls them with his stolen cash.

[Niall_Quinn]

I'd be too embarrassed to turn up. I'd take the hit and learn a lesson.