This Weekend's Fixtures & Stoke v Chelsea (20/21/22 Dec).

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Owen can't see Palace getting a goal. Little wonder with that linesman.

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Milner should be off by now. Ref waits until the last 10 mins to card him. Left him with 80 mins to do what the fuck he wanted.

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Puncheon

What a crap player. Turns attack into a goal for the opposition.

Toure shuts his eyes, swings a boot and statistics go his way. 3-0. Lots of cum dripping down the commentators window. 500 misses then he manages to get one - It's Toure, AGAIN! Typical Toure! It's a Toure Special!

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Jerome Thomas coming on.

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Another clean sheet for Hart

Thanks Mr Linesman! You're really spoiling me.

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Fernandinho with a crystal clear and deliberate elbow on Jedinak.

Looked, elbowed him, ref plays on.

Owen thinks it's okay because there was no intention to hurt anyone. Same happened to me when I blew that guy's head off with a shotgun. I never meant to hurt the cunt FFS!

Gypos get so many breaks - even when they are winning easily.

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Lesbo off, some cunt on. Sinclair, another one of the gypo's ambitious players.

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Scott Sinclair coming on to make sure Citeh pass the homegrown rule that has been ferociously and fervently altered for them even though they're not remotely close to meeting the regulations.

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3 mins extra time in this dire trudge.

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Two teams with billionaire dopers top of the table, level on points. Now that's a hell of coincidence.