This Weekend's Fixtures (04/05 Feb).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Saturday, 4th February 2017
Chelsea v Arsenal, 12:30
Crystal Palace v Sunderland, 15:00
Everton v Bournemouth, 15:00
Hull City v Liverpool, 15:00
Southampton v West Ham United, 15:00
Watford v Burnley, 15:00
West Bromwich Albion v Stoke City, 15:00
Tottenham Hotspur v Middlesbrough, 17:30


Sunday, 5th February 2017
Manchester City v Swansea City, 13:30
Leicester City v Manchester United, 16:00

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As it stands:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Stories of the half:

Palace are shit.
Bournemouth are shit.
Liverpool are shit.
Southampton are weird.
Burnley are shit away from home.
West Brom I don't give a damn.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

I'm getting to the point where I'm going to call Klopp Wenger II

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Niasse

He's lethal.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I like Lukaku.

I like Lukaku more than the Everton fan in the office.

[Master Splinter]

FT Results:

Crystal Palace 0-4 Sunderland (Koné 10, Ndong 43, Defoe 45+1, 45+3)

Everton 6-3 Bournemouth (R Lukaku 1, 29, 83, 84, McCarthy 23, Barkley 90+4), (King 59, 70, Arter 90)

Hull City 2-0 Liverpool (N'Diaye 44, Niasse 84)

Southampton 1-3 West Ham United (Gabbiadini 12, (Carroll 14, Obiang 44, Noble 52)

Watford 2-1 Burnley, (Deeney 10, Niang 45+2) (Barnes 78 pen)

West Bromwich Albion 1-0 Stoke City (Morrison 6)

[Master Splinter]

Fat Sam .

Jurgen Flopp .

Stevie Me's glorious return .

Marco Silva . What does he know about the Premier League?

Niasse .

Lukaku .

[Master Splinter]

Spuds 0-0 Boro at HT.

Kane missed a sitter then had a goal ruled out for offside.

Valdes gave Alli a few slaps. Which BT obviously kept going on about so as to assure the evil Spaniard gets a suspension for harming the lovely little tyke.

[Master Splinter]

Pel for the Spuds.

Kane scores. 1-0.

[Master Splinter]

De Roon just missed a sitter in the 92nd minute.