I'm sticking with good old Herbert, he knew when it was time to leave the party
Pretty sure it's you. You seem to have basically agreed with what I said, a lot of the best managers weren't great players. Bergkamp and Henry are Arsenal legends, no doubt, but that doesn't in any way indicate they'll be top managers and neither of them have experience at this level. I'm not sure what your basis is for saying you think they'd "smash it", by which I took to mean you think they would be worthy successors to Wenger.
I would take most of the names proposed or even a relative new kid on the block who 'knows his shit'.
Arsene Wenger, the only football manager that got paid 8 million quid to do nothing but sit on his arse..