http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...its-train.html

Total puff-piece probably handed directly from Pravda to the Daily Supplicant. They just need the Movietone intro and the 40s style, stiff upper accent to reel off the audiobook version of this garbage.

[Dramatic music]

Arsenal on the march! And who better to rouse the troops than a bloke who won stuffan old legend?

Wenger says they will need to sweep all before them if they are to be victorious! That doesn't seem to worry the lads though, they are defiant, undaunted, quintessentially British!

[Land of Hope and Glory]