Summer Transfer Misery 2017/18

[Munchies]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Sterling is tied down to a big money contract and Sanchez isn't

That's what's going on

[The Emirates Gallactico]

So according to something I saw on another board. Wenger didn't want Lacazette, he was forced upon him

Wouldn't be at all surprising. As I stated above, there have been other signings I know for a fact that he wasn't too thrilled with.

We easily could have had Lacazette done in any of the previous two summers yet didn't because Wenger was hopeful that this magical striker would pop up from nowhere that he could buy. So it's very plausible that he was a player that Wenger didn't really want and only signed because:

1) He was forced to by Ivan
2) He had no other option because there weren't any other gettable strikers.

Either way it stinks of a reluctant signing from Wenger and so a player that's not going to be one of his favourites that he persists with regardless (as seen with him being dropped to the bench against Pool).

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Sterling is tied down to a big money contract and Sanchez isn't

That's what's going on

True but Sanchez is 10 times the player and the whole world knows that.

If we end up being the ones having to shell out cash instead of the other way around then Dick Law and whoever else does the negotiations need to fuck off along with Wenger and Stan.

[Bumble]

I would take Sterling plus cash for Sanchez as Sanchez doesn't want to be here and at least we would have another player on our books if it was straight cash we wouldn't spend it.

Cant believe we would pay money though as part of the swap.... we would look like total mugs (even more so than normal).

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

True but Sanchez is 10 times the player and the whole world knows that.

If we end up being the ones having to shell out cash instead of the other way around then Dick Law and whoever else does the negotiations need to fuck off along with Wenger and Stan.

City don't need to do the deal though

They can just get him to sign an agreement to join next summer

[Niall_Quinn]

We could end up PAYING to lose Alexis to our rivals?

They've done it. I didn't think they could, but all credit to them. They've found a new rock bottom.

I hate to break it to you lads, but Sterling is shit. And he'll be even shittier in our team. If that rumour is true then we are on the verge of owning the worst piece of transfer business in the history of football.

This is shocking and hilarious and outrageous and awe inspiringly out there.

It can't possibly be true. It has to be a troll on the loose.

But it it is true...

OMFG.

[Niall_Quinn]

Also, thread needs to be renamed. Misery doesn't even begin to do this justice.

[Niall_Quinn]

Meanwhile, Mbappe will have medical today before completing loan move to PSG.

This deal is starting to look dead. I don't think we're signing him at all.

[Dicks and chicks]

Apparently Man City may want Sanchez