Summer Transfer Misery 2017/18

[Niall_Quinn]

Been fucking hours and we haven't sold anyone. WTF is going on?

[Munchies]

Been fucking hours and we haven't sold anyone. WTF is going on?

Tomorrow will sure kill time at work atleast!

No trolley dash to look forward to though according to Ornstein

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Don't fall for that absolute crock of shit!

Fall for that and you'll fall for anything.

Edit: Oh by the way, have a great investment opportunity. Just email over your credit card details and tell you all about it.

Ornstein is usually pretty reliable though.

[GP]

Ornstein is usually pretty reliable though.

Ornstein is just a club mouthpiece.

[Özim]

40 million Ox deal agreed with Liverpool

Done well to get 40 million, Wenger and Kroenke will be celebrating tonight.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41098529

[Power n Glory]

Ornstein is usually pretty reliable though.

Has to be pure bullshit. But when looking at Wenger's transfer record over the past 4 years, it would be justified. Ozil, Alexis, Gabriel, Perez, Debuchy, Mustafi, Perez, Chambers...players all very close to the exit or already left.

Then we have the shite we've bought like Xhaka and Welbeck. We've blown over £200m.

[Özim]

Oh behave. We could never be regarded as a top club playing in an old, small and increasingly run down stadium - the stadium move was essential and good planning by us to do it early on.

It wasn't the stadium it was introducing the cancer Kroenke to our club that began the start of our real long term woes. And ironically it was the guy you're constantly championing on here, David Dein, that introduced him.

A good owner would have said thanks Arsene but good bye and employed someone else but no Kroenke doesn't give a fuck apart from lining his own pockets.

We're not a top club, we're a small time club masquerading as a top club, we charge high ticket prices make a load of money but that's it, we don't behave like a top club in any other way.

Kroenke was introduced but Hill-Wood and co sold him all their shares and gave him control however and from memory weren't you guys on board with that, would have rather had Usmanov personnally.

[Niall_Quinn]

Trolley Bingo.

I reckon they have to sign somebody tomorrow. At the very least to provide some sort of distraction for Alexis going out. And even if that doesn't happen, the profit taking this window has been obscene, so surely they have to kick a bit of that back or even Ty will start getting nervous. They won't give a shit about what the fans think, obviously, but they'll probably be worried the media might go all out taking the piss.

I'm trying to think of the most underwhelming signing imaginable. That's who Wenger will want to go for. Trouble is, we've already done most of them. Who's left?

My random candidate is: Amaury Bischoff

[Niall_Quinn]

We've moved into pole position to sign Jonny Evans.

[Niall_Quinn]

Swansea secure Renato Sanches on loan from Bayern.

Guess we couldn't afford the loan fee.