Arsenal vs West Ham. Tuesday 7.45pm. League cup.

[Niall_Quinn]

Theo has just beaten two men by running straight into them and then run the ball straight over the touchline without ever slowing down.

Straightline merchant

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coquelin, stop it mate.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Freekick to the 'Ammers, dangerous area.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fair play to Willock, at least he's figured out it's better to carry the ball towards the opposition goal. Now he just needs to learn how to do it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Creswell sends it miles wide. Awful.

[Niall_Quinn]

Debuchy is the new Flamini, minus the alternative energy directorship.

[Niall_Quinn]

Creswell sends it miles wide. Awful.

It seems like only a few days ago when the pundits were calling him pure quality.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Crockelin.

[Niall_Quinn]

Hammers making a couple of subs.

Carrol for Cresswell.

The invisible Hernandez off, Sakho on to do a bot of diving.

Still 9 mins until our sub.

[Niall_Quinn]

Carroll's first touch, literally, is to barge into Coquelin.

Coquelin is dead at the moment, but the resurrection team are on.