Winter Transfer Despair and Bafflement.

[Cripps]

He'd be shit here too. Dortmund play (or played) a totally different style of football to ourselves and Utd. We'd have this guy in a tippy tappy, don't lose the ball role. We already have a host of turds who can do that. Why do we need another one.

If you tell me we're getting Aubergine and Mikyturd and Martial AND we're going to start playing like Liverpool and the gypos, well that's different.

But we have Wenger.

Hmmm maybe.

He's a ready made world class player though. Martial is young and needs development. Wenger won't give him that. I'm worried he'll turn into another Walcott.

[Niall_Quinn]

Anyway, all of this is bullshit to distract the fans and try to take the heat out of the fury that's going to build up over this window when people finally realise we aren't signing anyone at all.

[Power n Glory]

Anyway, all of this is bullshit to distract the fans and try to take the heat out of the fury that's going to build up over this window when people finally realise we aren't signing anyone at all.

The classic Wenger smoke screen before he declares Nelson as the replacement for Sanchez.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

The classic Wenger smoke screen before he declares Nelson as the replacement for Sanchez.

That would be a big t bone steak for his defenders

How can you blame Wenger when we can’t compete is the current line they are holding

[Niall_Quinn]

Only other business we are doing in this window is selling.

Theo. Maybe Ozil if Utd don't land Alexis, and there's this clock in the stadium that nobody needs - we could flog that too.

[selassie]

Absolutely. Martial over Mkhitaryan any day.

I think it’s balls though, Martial is far more of an asset to them, both on the pitch and financially.

TBF I would be quite happy with Martial, I like him a lot. I don’t even think United would be stupid enough to include him and I’m not sure he would even want to come.

[Cripps]

Arsenal set to out-bid Tottenham to sign Malcom, the first major signing of the Sven Mislintat era. https://t.co/N5VgOrte5y

Sven

[Power n Glory]

What happened to Draxler? He's twice the player either of those two are and he's available for less than we wasted on Xhaka.

Draxler is the best player we can get right now and he might even come here? Or was he also one of the players who got fucked around by Wenker and now won't touch us? Losing track.

Draxler seems more like a project player. His record is inconsistent compared to the other two and would definitely need more work and guidance to develop. You can't trust Wenger would much these days but I'd argue he's more likely to really fuck Draxler's career.

[Niall_Quinn]

Draxler seems more like a project player. His record is inconsistent compared to the other two and would definitely need more work and guidance to develop. You can't trust Wenger would much these days but I'd argue he's more likely to really fuck Draxler's career.

Listen bud, I'm trying to join in the fantasy transfer fun. Stop ruining it for me.

[KSE Comedy Club]

What happened to Draxler? He's twice the player either of those two are and he's available for less than we wasted on Xhaka.

Draxler is the best player we can get right now and he might even come here? Or was he also one of the players who got fucked around by Wenker and now won't touch us? Losing track.

Never mind him, more importantly....what happened to Johnny Evans and David Luis?