Winter Transfer Despair and Bafflement.

[KSE Comedy Club]

Plus he's not required or even expected to turn up to games, so that's got to be a big plus point for staying. Doubt any other club can match that perk.

That’s true, plus he gets paid handsomely for it as well.


‘Stealing a living’

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Sounds like Dortmund are getting wound up over very little. Though Wenger might have not followed up saying its best to be silent with hinting to the contrary immediately after....

[Niall_Quinn]

The Mail really is a piece of shit fake newspaper.

This morning it announces Auba has been recalled for the Friday match against Hertha. This afternoon it says he's dropped, without ever referencing their earlier "news" that ran contrary. They just pronounce stuff and expect people to believe it, like all the shitty media. This is why Iraq can definitely have WMD, no question, and then it definitely doesn't, as we "always knew".

Fake news cunts.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dortmund can talk. Criticise someone for praising their player and before that had only recently publically slagged him off.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

If Ozil stays that probably means Wenget is staying on too. Bad news.

Maybe he just wanted rid of Alexis. Or Theo.

[Cripps]

With Andy Carroll injured, Chelsea now looking at Peter Crouch | @MirrorFootball https://t.co/k2AaeSUYq7…

[KSE Comedy Club]

I wonder who is third choice on their list?

What other striker is over 6ft?

Adebayor?

[Niall_Quinn]

With Andy Carroll injured, Chelsea now looking at Peter Crouch | @MirrorFootball https://t.co/k2AaeSUYq7…

Fuck off.

Conte must have been put up to a dare, or something like that.

What's going on here. If they need a striker and Aubamayang is for ale then why are we still in the running?

[Niall_Quinn]

I wonder who is third choice on their list?

What other striker is over 6ft?

Adebayor?

Obafemi Martins

[KSE Comedy Club]

Obafemi Martins