Winter Transfer Despair and Bafflement.

[Cripps]

No way. 15 mill for an International striker? That can't possibly be right. I thought 35 mill was pretty damn cheap considering what Morata cost. 15 mill. Can't be.

If we go and sell Bif to the chavs for 15 mill we are going to end up looking like the world's biggest mugs.

Although, tbf, we already look like that.

Swansea got £12m for a 32 year old Llorente who is cack.

We need Sanllehi in place ASAP. We are being taken for mugs again.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Isn't the chain supposedly that Dortmund will only let Aubamayang leave if they get a replacement in Batshui, Chelsea will only let him go if they can get a replacement in Giroud, and in turn you will only let Giroud go to Chelsea if they offload Batshui to Dortmund clearing the way for you to get Aubamayang.

[Marc Overmars]

Swansea got £12m for a 32 year old Llorente who is cack.

We need Sanllehi in place ASAP. We are being taken for mugs again.

Troy Deeney might be going for the same money as well and Giroud is twice the player.

It’s bizarre. I can only assume Wenker is being a soft touch and doing Giroud a favour for the World Cup. He is easily worth at least 25m and it’s even more odd because Chelsea were willing to pay almost 30m for Dzeko.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

We should have made it clear that Dortmund's replacement is their own business and concern!

[Niall_Quinn]

Isn't the chain supposedly that Dortmund will only let Aubamayang leave if they get a replacement in Batshui, Chelsea will only let him go if they can get a replacement in Giroud, and in turn you will only let Giroud go to Chelsea if they offload Batshui to Dortmund clearing the way for you to get Aubamayang.

Well fuck it, let's just firebomb their stadium then.

[Power n Glory]

We should have made it clear that Dortmund's replacement is their own business and concern!

Money talks. If we'd have coughed up the asking price earlier they'd have enough time to buy a replacement. Now we're stuck in this disgusting threesome.

[Niall_Quinn]

Money talks. If we'd have coughed up the asking price earlier they'd have enough time to buy a replacement. Now we're stuck in this disgusting threesome.

It took ages to gag Wenger and get him into his straightjacket.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sturridge off on loan to the Geordies medical centre.

[Cripps]

Money talks. If we'd have coughed up the asking price earlier they'd have enough time to buy a replacement. Now we're stuck in this disgusting threesome.

That's a very good point.

[Niall_Quinn]

When it comes to the crunch, I'd rather keep Bif. He's not a top tier striker that leads you to titles. But he gets goals, and that's rare enough. The chavs know that too. He'll sure as hell get more goals the Dzeko or that other ex-gypo who used to be the best in the world (apparently). What was his name again? Honestly, I can't remember.

We need 3 strikers, don't we (if we correctly exclude Akpom). So why are we selling?