Is that how we're doing it? Watching the results on TV? Oooh - he's good. Let's get him!

This suggests there is no contingency plan in place should the inevitability of Wenger absolutely fucking it from top to bottom and then fucking it some more happens. Let's hope Fat Sam doesn't get a good result next week or we could end up with his bloated bulk plastered all over our radar.

I don't know what it is, but my gut tells me the Daily Star is not credible.