This Weekend's Fixtures & Midweek Fixtures (7/8/10/11 Feb).

[Master Splinter]

Newcastle fuck up a simple break.

[Master Splinter]

Merchant equalises!

1-1.

[Master Splinter]

1-1 full time.

Newcastle .

[Master Splinter]

West Ham United XI: Adrian, Jenkinson, Tomkins, Kouyate, Cresswell, Song, Noble, Nolan, Downing, Sakho, Valencia
Subs: Jaaskelainen, O'Brien, Oxford, Amalfitano, Jarvis, Cole, Lee

Manchester United XI: De Gea, Valencia, Jones, Rojo, Shaw, Blind, Rooney, Januzaj, Di Maria, Falcao, van Persie
Subs: Valdes, McNair, Smalling, Herrera, Mata, Fellaini, Wilson

Ref: Clattenburg.

[Globalgunner]

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Incidentally, it's not pronounced Ebay.

Its a Nigerian name...It is pronounced Ebay. It hardly a Liverpool name innit?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcodes.

[Globalgunner]

Lets see what new masterful way big Sam can find to chuck 3 points at United.

Downing as Central striker??..........Big Sam strikes again

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Football's Eastenders.

Fuck off Tyler.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gary Neville hasn't made his full analysis of the match after thirty seconds today.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Its a Nigerian name...It is pronounced Ebay. It hardly a Liverpool name innit?

If it were Scouse it would be Aybay.

Ibe himself pronounces it like 'I've' but with a b.