Newcastle v Arsenal (Sky Sports Main Event) 1:30 PM, 15/04

[Niall_Quinn]

Brilliant defending by Willock - caught between Laca and Auba but he gets it behind for a Ncastle GK.

[Niall_Quinn]

Rafa is only 58?

He looks 158.

[Master Splinter]

Newcastle with the usual mandated foul immunity against Arsenal.

They're so soft! They're incapable of withstanding 400 leg-breakers in one half!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-1 HT.

[Niall_Quinn]

HT 1-1

A nothing game. Poor in defence as usual. Disorganised in the middle. Laca and Auba have had a few moments but Chambers has kept them pretty quiet in the main.

[KSE Comedy Club]

Our counter attack is shit.

Probably time for Pillock to come off as well, we need a more experienced player on

[Goonermerree]

On a successful note. Arsenal Ladies into the FA cup final 2-1.

[Master Splinter]

Only 8 Newcastle fouls so far apparently.

[Niall_Quinn]

Only 8 Newcastle fouls so far apparently.

Per minute. Sounds about right to me.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

To think we could have signed either Van Dijk or Manolas for less money than we spent on Mustafi that season.

Our scouting team need to be shot.