The Next Two Weekend's Fixtures & Chelsea v Man Utd (08/09/15/16/17 Feb).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fight fight fight!

[Niall_Quinn]

The girly-men are having a pillow fight.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fred booked, Zouma booked.

Everyone to get booked except Maguire.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Awful from Pedro.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fernandes hits the post!

Willy was beaten.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pedro booked.

[Niall_Quinn]

That's a penalty. The rules says, if the foul continues into the box then it's a pen. These refs are making it up as they go along. Maybe they changed that rule, I suppose. Maybe it now says, if you get your fingernail polish chipped, it's a pen and compensation and a free mental health check-up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 0-2 Man Utd, Maguire.

He shouldn't be on the pitch.

[Niall_Quinn]

Maguire scores. Let's find some reason to do the VAR thing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Here comes Bif!