Everton v Arsenal, 17:30 GMT (19/12, SS Main Event).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Davies rugby tackles Nketiah.

[Mac76]

i suppose Iwobi will score of course...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Doucoure takes a dump on Willian.

[Niall_Quinn]

i suppose Iwobi will score of course...

Well yes. It's us.

[Mac76]

Willian nutmegged

[Niall_Quinn]

Everton (and most other clubs) try to play the ball forward. We try to play it backwards. It's bizarre.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hoofball.

[Niall_Quinn]

Punt the cunt. We have Auba and Pepe. Punt the fucker over the midfield and let them run. It's bog standard strategy, but we are the definitive bog standard team. Why have we done everything possible to take the pace out of our game?

[Niall_Quinn]

Hoofball.

You're 4 minutes ahead of the stream again, aren't you?

Excellent.

[Mac76]

We have Auba

no we don't