European Super League

[I am invisible]

It seems this whole ESL thing is closely connected with a train that was leaving a station with people hopping onto it without knowing where it was going.

This certainly seems like the most likely explanation.

The best bit was josh explaining that they couldn’t communicate with the fans because of the pandemic whilst on a zoom call to the fans during the pandemic.

[Marc Overmars]

https://www.skysports.com/share/12284182

Vinai’s apology to the other clubs went down like a lead balloon apparently.

[Letters]

We tried to leave our wife for a younger, sexier model.
Then discovered immediately it wasn’t going to work.
I don’t think a “soz” is really going to cut it

[Niall_Quinn]

https://www.skysports.com/share/12284182

Vinai’s apology to the other clubs went down like a lead balloon apparently.

If we're apologising to all the other clubs I guess it was us driving the train. Supposedly they each put 8 million quid down for a ticket. Estimated journey time was 23 years. Tickets came with 3.5billion cashback offer though, which they were going to use to save football.