This Weekend's Fixtures & Liverpool v Newcastle (11/12/13 April).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Old Man Dids up front for Chelsea.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

QPR: Green, Isla, Onuoha, Caulker, Hill, Phillips, Barton, Sandro, Henry, Austin, Zamora.
Subs: Traore, McCarthy, Kranjcar, Dunne, Hoilett, Grego-Cox, Comley.

Chelsea: Courtois, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpilicueta, Ramires, Matic, Willian, Fabregas, Hazard, Drogba.
Subs: Cech, Luis, Zouma, Oscar, Mikel, Cuadrado, Brown.

Referee: Andre Marriner (W Midlands)

[Munchies]

Seems Oscar will be off in the Summer

[Marc Overmars]

Come on QPR.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We got a whole two minutes dedicated to us on MotD2 Extra.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Thanks for turning up, Kilbane.

[adzzzbatch]

COME THE FUCK ON QPR!!!

[Munchies]

QPR

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hazard the most fouled player.

Stats.

[Master Splinter]

We know how this village scuffle will go.

RPQ will outplay Chelsea and miss about eight good chances. Chelsea will play like the pedestrian cloggers they are and create about two chances in the whole match. Chelsea's winner will either be:

a) a pelanty
b) a gift from the opposition defence
c) their favourite - the disgusting, scroted set-piece, pubbed in via multiple deflections.

Anyway, it's all down to the mighty Matty Phillips.