Brentford v Arsenal, 20:00 BST (13/08, SS Main Event)

[Letters]

Haven't played decent football for over a decade now. It's quite sad in some ways but very modern in the main. Try and think of anything that isn't fucked right now. Quite a challenge, isn't it?

My hopes for the season mainly revolve around financial collapse or a meteor strike.

Or a Covid outbreak or a climate change crisis?

[Niall_Quinn]

Or a Covid outbreak or a climate change crisis?

Interesting. Using one fantasy to combat another.

[Niall_Quinn]

Another interesting question. How, after all the agonies and hardship the poor clubs and players suffered during the covid scam, do we have 100 million quid transfers? Could it be they weren't affected at all, and only the little guy suffered? Nah. We were all in it together.