This Weekend's Fixtures (18/19 April).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Saturday, 18th April 2015
Crystal Palace v West Brom, 15:00
Everton v Burnley, 15:00
Leicester v Swansea, 15:00
Stoke v Southampton, 15:00
Chelsea v Man Utd, 17:30

Sunday, 19th April 2015
Man City v West Ham, 13:30
Newcastle v Tottenham, 16:00

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As it stands:



Our game clashing with Chelsea - Man Utd.

Still haven't got over that.

[Marc Overmars]

Come on Chelsea, I guess.

Cunts.

[AFC Leveller]

The title is too far from us and our immediate threat is man ure. They have beaten two of their direct rivals recently and ha e momentum. A chelsea win would be great for us and would mean we don't have to win at OT in a few weeks time (providing we win our next few games).

Can see a draw though.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Yep, title is all but gone now with the chavs ridiculous win over QPR (thanks a lot of Green :rolleyes). Whatever little hope there was evaporated after that, so it's probably for the best to hope to see Chelsea thrash Utd to give us some breathing room for second.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Merse doesn't think Mourinho will be literally parking the bus like against Liverpool last season.

[Master Splinter]

After having most of their squad fully fit recently and being on an impressive run of form, United would of course have four important players out just as they face Chelsea.

Chelsea have one player injured at the most at any time. And he'll be back in time for next week. They signed a deal with Satan's horse placenta dealer. These horrific cunts are immune to everything.

It's almost certain that half our team will pick up injuries today and we'll go into the Chelsea game with the traditional 10+ players dead.

[Master Splinter]

Crystal Palace: Speroni; Ward, Delaney, Dann, Ledley; Bolasie, Jedinak, McArthur, Zaha; Puncheon; Murray.
Subs: Hennessey, Hangeland, Kelly, Souare, Ameobi, Gayle, Sanogo.

West Brom: Myhill, Dawson, McAuley, Lescott, Brunt, Gardner, Fletcher, Yacob, Morrison, Berahino, Anichebe.
Subs: Rose, Wisdom, Olsson, Baird, McManaman, Sessegnon, Ideye.

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Everton: Howard, Baines, Jagielka, Stones, Coleman, Barry, McCarthy, Mirallas, Barkley, Lennon, Kone.
Subs: Joel, McGeady, Lukaku, Naismith, Besic, Garbutt, Alcaraz.

Burnley: Heaton; Trippier, Duff, Shackell, Mee; Boyd, Arfield, Jones, Barnes, Vokes, Ings.
Subs: Gilks, Wallace, Kightly, Taylor, Jutkiewicz, Ward, Keane.

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Leicester: Schmeichel, Wasilewski, Huth, Morgan, Schlupp, Albrighton, King, Cambiasso, Vardy, Nugent, Kramaric.
Subs: De Laet, Konchesky, Drinkwater, James, Ulloa, Mahrez, Schwarzer.

Swansea: Fabianski, Amat, Fernandez, Williams, Rangel, Cork, Shelvey, Routledge, Ki, Sigurdsson, Nelson Oliveira.
Subs: Britton, Emnes, Dyer, Montero, Grimes, Tremmel, Bartley.

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Scrote: Begovic, Cameron, Wollscheid, Shawcross, Pieters,Whelan, Nzonzi, Ireland, Diouf, Arnautovic, Walters.
Subs: Bardsley, Sidwell, Butland, Teixeira, Crouch, Wilson, Adam.

Southampton: Kelvin Davis, Yoshida, Fonte, Alderweireld, Clyne,Schneiderlin, Steven Davis, Bertrand, Mane, Tadic, Pelle.
Subs: Gardos, Ward-Prowse, Elia, Gazzaniga, Reed, Targett, Long.

[Master Splinter]

Nugent injured in the warm-up, so the revised team is:


Leicester: Schmeichel, Wasilewski, Huth, Morgan, Schlupp, Albrighton, King, Cambiasso, Vardy, Ulloa, Kramaric.
Subs: De Laet, Konchesky, Drinkwater, James, Lawrence, Mahrez, Schwarzer.

[Master Splinter]

Crystal Palace 0-1 West Brom - James Morrison.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Palace 0-1 WBA, Morrison.