Partey is shit. If people can't admit at least that much then football for them is not about what's actually happening but more about what we'd like to happen.

I watched the first half of the Utd game because it was on prime and I actually get that without having to pay. So I plugged in, remenice a bit about how the commentators, if you turn your ear just so, COULD be the classic pair from when the PL was worth a watch. And then these 22 shit turds waltz out and start to make Sunday leagues look state of the art. Even that Ronaldo bloke who's probably on, what, a million a game or something stupid like that? Can'y be bothered to kick the ball straight when we're well aware he can? Maybe it's not that these players are bad, maybe they are just incredibly complacent and lazy and disrespectful of the people who stupidly pay their wages.

That aside, one player stood out. Partey.

What a pile of stinking shit. What an embarrassment for that turd to be wearing the fake shirt that looks nothing like a proper Arsenal shirt.