Happy St Totteringhams Day!

[Letters]

Happy St Totteringham's Eve, everyone

[Xhaka Can’t]

It's pretty much all but secured now considering our much superior GD. We'd need to lose every game by 3 or 4 and they'd need to win all their remaining ones by a similar figure for them to over take us now.


Oh St Totteringham's Day!
Oh St Totteringham's Day!
Our hallowed giraffes skull-cracking day!
We'll break their backs!
Gouge out their eyes!
Their evil hearts we'll pulverise!
Oh St Totteringham's Day!
Oh St Totteringham's Day!
May God bestow his grace on thee...

No need to go all Old Testament on them.

[mr_brighterside]

not really needed this year, they haven't been a clear and present danger this season.

never say never, as united have seen with citeh

[AFC Leveller]

not really needed this year, they haven't been a clear and present danger this season.

never say never, as united have seen with citeh

Well they were above us after that game at their place but then they lost to Liverpool the next game and we havent looked back since.

[WMUG]

£524,288.00

If you are going double or quits again, I suggest you insist on the half mil being put in escrow.

What's the bet?

[adzzzbatch]

£524,288.00

If you are going double or quits again, I suggest you insist on the half mil being put in escrow.

[Letters]

I'm confused whether it's St Totteringham's Day now.
We need a point to make it impossible for Spurs to finish above us. If we get that tonight does that make the whole day St Totteringham's Day?

I presume the bank holiday is to mark 20 consecutive years of St Totteringham's Day.

[Niall_Quinn]

The Fat Lady has cleared her throat and the conductor has raised his baton and is 99.999998% through his upstroke. The air in the lungs of the brass section has cleared the mouth, entered the instrument and is about to make the first vibration for the first sound.

So we aren't quite there yet.

A point today and it is done. The most they can finish on is 67 points. We'll have 68 today if we draw.

If we lose all our remaining games and the spuds win all theirs and improve their goal difference by about 25 in the process (depending on how badly we were to lose our games), they could still scrape above us.

Given Wenger's recent track record for doing the barest of bare minimum, it's still unlikely we'll lose all our remaining games because Liverpool might pip us. For Wenger to achieve the bare minimum one win and 4 losses would probably be enough (still St Totteringham's Day), or 3 draws and 2 losses (still St Totteringham's Day). Even then, Liverpool would have to win all their games. So Wenger may need to gamble and lose all 5 then hope Liverpool drop 3 points. That's a bit risky, even for him. I don't think there's much he can do to prevent finishing in the top 4 easy this season.

[Xhaka Can’t]

What's the bet?

£1 going double or quits on who of us or Spurs finishes higher in the league every year for the past 20 years.

[WMUG]

£1 going double or quits on who of us or Spurs finishes higher in the league every year for the past 20 years.

Brilliant. Mind showing your working?