Raya 7.5 - Made good save first half, and made himself big when coming to claim the ball, when you know…he isn’t
White 6.5 - Did ok defensively, but have to say he wasn’t never lightning quick to begin with but yeah offers nothing going forward, even his crosses were half hearted
Saliba 7 - Did what he needed to do
Gabriel 7 - Strong when he needed to be, hopefully sub was just a precaution
Lewis-Skelly 7 - Went on a mazy run through midfield second half, wish he’d done more of that. Wish our actual midfielders would have done that
Zubimendi 5 - I have the same reaction to Zubimendi, as English people on holiday abroad when they encounter a bidet in their hotel bathroom. What is it, what does it do?
Merino 6 - Scarcely better, though did have a few chances in the box
Odegaard 6 - Sprayed some nice passes about first half, sprayed the back of his shorts in the second half
Martinelli 6.5 - Managed to profit off Bane hitting the bar to score but missed a sitter at the beginning
Gyokeres 6.5 - Unlucky not to be on the score sheet first half but looked increasingly isolated second
Trossard 5.5 - Skied a few efforts but largely useless
Subs
Timber 7 - Is there any doubt he’s the first choice right back now
Rice 6 - The hard work is there, the skill to play through a high press is not
Saka 7.5 - Seemed appropriate that he scored given he was the only substitute to make us look dangerous
Eze 5.5 - Two champions league games and he’s looked shit in both
Mosquera N/A - Did well given the state of the game, but wasn’t on long enough to give him a fair score
I was reminded the film Taken and the line “I lack a very particular set of skills” - namely the ability to play through a press. Although with some of the casual passing in the first half the actual line “Your arrogance offends me” would also be appropriate.
I want to memory hole this game, it brought me nothing approximating enjoyment. The only thing that stopped it being like the shit show against Shakhtar last season was the second goal.
Olympiakos actually impressed me, they seemed to have boundless energy to get under our skin more than a wife we’ve bitterly resented for years. It was mainly shit housing but there was the odd bit of skill, and actually as the game went on their passing was more purposeful than ours.
Best thing about this new group stage, we don’t have to play them again (well probably not, could be unlucky enough to get them in the knockouts). The ugly deed is done, time to think of more pleasant things (like assisted suicide) and move on