Summer Transfer Speculation and Shit.

[fakeyank]

The Benzema situation - can anyone tell me why, when the guy hasn't been at a world or European cup & we would have had the opportunity to integrate him pre-season, are we bidding for him now. If we're going to pay £35-£40 mill, why couldn't this have been done a month ago.

Because..

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Benzema and the fact that some fans are drooling over him, is equivalent to a senile degenerate pervert in a nursing home ogling some middle aged care worker with saggy boobs whose been completely ruined down there by child birth.

He really isn't that great for my money, and I think he proves that there is a dirge of top quality strikers out there other than the half dozen top quality superstars that even with silly money we'd never prise away from their current clubs.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Well his name is Karim so it checks out.

Apparently he also recently bought a job lot of tea towels and hates women.

Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Benzema. You play football for Real Madrid.

[Özim]

He really isn't that great for my money, and I think he proves that there is a dirge of top quality strikers out there other than the half dozen top quality superstars that even with silly money we'd never prise away from their current clubs.

I agree I don't think he's all that either, his goal record at Real isn't that great considering he's playing for a team with some of the most creative players on earth. Whenever I've watched him he's been very wasteful.

Wouldn't mind taking a punt on Lacazete instead.

[Maestro]

Gabriel Barbosa and get Guevanio whilst we are at it.

Dick Law + Wonga + Flight To South America ......the place is awash with young brilliant forwards, it's silly!

[Master Splinter]

[GP]

Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Benzema. You play football for Real Madrid.

I'm sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gabriel Barbosa and get Guevanio whilst we are at it.

Dick Law + Wonga + Flight To South America ......the place is awash with young brilliant forwards, it's silly!

[Niall_Quinn]

Yanks

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Adebayor looks like he's linking up with Sherwood again and joining Villa.

He's got a point to prove so he'll probably do well for 6 months or so, get something like 10 in 10, Tim will be hailed a genius, then he'll go missing for the rest of the season.

Still, not a bad signing for Villa I guess. Ah it might well be on loan. Even better for them then.