Villa v Man Utd, This Weekend's Fixtures & Liverpool v Bournemouth (14/15/16/17 Aug)

[Master Splinter]

Giroud > Aguero.

[AFC Leveller]

City should be 3 up.

chavs to score a pel.

[Niall_Quinn]

Is Aguero trying to get a transfer to chavland?

[Syn]

Chelsea are getting destroyed. But still 0-0. Carlos Vela would've buried that one too.

[Niall_Quinn]

Against us those 3 go in and everyone is talking humiliation.

But this is totally different. The legendary chav back four are holding strong despite being in tatters.

[Niall_Quinn]

Toure being a big wuss. Again.

[Syn]

Willian is one my favourite Gervinhos.

[Syn]

Navas should've dived there. His first touch isn't good enough for him to have principles.

[Niall_Quinn]

Navas is as likely to beat his man as he is to beat his tool, and considering he doesn't have a tool.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

City should be 3 up.

chavs to score a pel.

I had a pelanty once, spent the next 48 hours shitting through the eye of a needle