Summer Transfer Speculation and Shit.

[Dein-machine]

When I first saw this I thought it was another NQesque attempt at poetry...but then I realised no of it rhymes??

The lyrics run quite well to the rap bit in Every Breath You Take

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Said ages ago that you can't do a job better when you're a pensioner as opposed to when you were in your 40's. There's no shame in it, you simply begin to lose it ( isn't that right Herbie!) - just hope he doesn't wander round Colney tomorrow scratching his head thinking - What was I supposed to do this week - oh yes, buy a striker.

How dare you, how dare you infer that my advanced age means I've lost capacity

That said....I've just pissed myself....and someone's told me my wife has been dead for twenty years, thought she'd asked me to go to the shop to buy some milk just now.

[Dein-machine]

Ty is the black Letters

Black & White Ty but no shades of grey

[Syn]

I think Letters is the white Ty

Hes really not. Honestly - no wumming or nuffin - anyone with at least half a brain knows he talks the most sense here (not hard, mind). It might be tedious but that's because common sense is mostly tedious when battling irrational, emotional garbage. What I don't understand is why his patience for dealing with childish mindsets is so large. And to get to the bottom of that issue, I'd be happy to be his psychiatrist for the small fee of £8m a year.

[Dein-machine]

How dare you, how dare you infer that my advanced age means I've lost capacity

That said....I've just pissed myself....and someone's told me my wife has been dead for twenty years, thought she'd asked me to go to the shop to buy some milk just now.

When you slipped it in her arse in 2002 & she didn't complain - didn't you check her pulse?

[Globalgunner]

Hes really not. Honestly - no wumming or nuffin - anyone with at least half a brain knows he talks the most sense here (not hard, mind). It might be tedious but that's because common sense is mostly tedious when battling irrational, emotional garbage. What I don't understand is why his patience for dealing with childish mindsets is so large. And to get to the bottom of that issue, I'd be happy to be his psychiatrist for the small fee of £8m a year.

I think that Tennis elbow has travelled to your brain. You both need help.

[KSE Comedy Club]

I'll concede he's French. That's my limit

[Niall_Quinn]

Hes really not. Honestly - no wumming or nuffin - anyone with at least half a brain knows he talks the most sense here (not hard, mind). It might be tedious but that's because common sense is mostly tedious when battling irrational, emotional garbage. What I don't understand is why his patience for dealing with childish mindsets is so large. And to get to the bottom of that issue, I'd be happy to be his psychiatrist for the small fee of £8m a year.

Lot's of WUMing tbf, but an interesting misconception nonetheless. A blind reliance on reason and logic without any emotional input (which is not irrational by default) has dumped this planet in a whole bunch of shit. Because it's inhuman and the primary weapon of apologists, legitimised crooks and their lawyers - the ones who get to dictate what is reasonable. Bureaucracies thrive on reason which is why they are so out of touch with humanity. Balance gets the best results outside of a clinic. Anyway, there's no such thing as an entirely reasonable fan because you can't be a fan at all under such restrictions.

[Niall_Quinn]

It's another classic transfer window, everyone pissed (one way or another), Letters doing his PR routine, the usual talk of necrophilia but not a sign of a transfer. Less than 2 hours to go.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Hes really not. Honestly - no wumming or nuffin - anyone with at least half a brain knows he talks the most sense here (not hard, mind). It might be tedious but that's because common sense is mostly tedious when battling irrational, emotional garbage. What I don't understand is why his patience for dealing with childish mindsets is so large. And to get to the bottom of that issue, I'd be happy to be his psychiatrist for the small fee of £8m a year.

Explain to me exactly how we are being irrational

Please by all means refute how we are wrong to be frustrated with being charged the highest ticket prices in Europe and seeing season in season out the manager being passive in the transfer market.

What you are seeing is people tired of being patient to no good purpose when the board are reeneging on promises made to the fan base about the direction this club is headed.