I posted up all his international goals and the opponents he scored against in another thread. Tragic stuff. He's the most overrated striker in history. But the worst thing about him, he's also one of the biggest cheats. He's cheated throughout his career, even last week he was cheating in the penalty box. He disgraces every shirt he wears, but because he's a GHEL the media won't hold him to account.

Mind you, remember that time Pires dived and prevented Portsmouth winning the Nobel peace prize?