Said before the game:

Gambling with the first game. Not taking the opposition seriously. I hope the total transformation of the team for no good reason and the arrogance pays out. Is Cech tired or something? Coquelin can't play - why? Monreal? Ox will need to have a good game to stop this being a fiesta of plodding.
Said during the game:

Bif needs to sort his head out or he's getting a red and we'll have lost the opening game.
Said after the game:

Wenger OUT!
And I was pissed the whole time.

Just goes to show what watching the same thing over and over again for 10 years can teach you. Unless you are WUMger, this will all be new and surprising for him.