Champions League Last 16 Draw (14/12/15 11am GMT).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Confirmed group winners: Real Madrid (Group A, ESP), Wolfsburg (B, GER), Atlético Madrid (C, ESP), Manchester City (D, ENG), Barcelona (E, ESP, holders), Bayern München (F, GER), Chelsea (G, ENG), Zenit (H, RUS)

Confirmed group runners-up: Paris Saint-Germain (Group A, FRA), PSV Eindhoven (B, NED), Benfica (C, POR), Juventus (D, ITA), Roma (E, ITA), Arsenal (F, ENG), Dynamo Kyiv (G, UKR), Gent (H, BEL)

The teams we can face:

Real Madrid (Spa), Wolfsburg (Ger), Atletico Madrid (Spa), Barcelona (Spa), Zenit St Petersburg (Rus).

[Xhaka Can’t]

I'd quite like Marketing.

[Power n Glory]

Madrid would be fantastic.

[Kano]

I'd like a pop at Atleti. Think we've only ever played them once and that was in a friendly.

Barcelona it is then.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

In order of preference:

1) Zenit (It'd be their off-season and they won't be fit)
2) Wolfsburg (Beat them in the Emirates cup and despite being a good side, we're better on paper)
3) Real (Tough, but it'd be an open game at least which should suit us.)
4) Athletico (Horrible team to play against. Think of Pulis' Stoke City except with better players.)
5) Barca (Neymar, Suarez and Messi running towards Flamini.................... someone think of the children)

[Static]

In order of preference:

1) Zenit (It'd be their off-season and they won't be fit)
2) Wolfsburg (Beat them in the Emirates cup and despite being a good side, we're better on paper)
3) Real (Tough, but it'd be an open game at least which should suit us.)
4) Athletico (Horrible team to play against. Think of Pulis' Stoke City except with better players.)
5) Barca (Neymar, Suarez and Messi running towards Flamini.................... someone think of the children)

When is le Coq back?

[Niall_Quinn]

When is le Coq back?

2 weeks

[fakeyank]

Think we can beat all of those teams except Barca.

[Özim]

I reckon our only hope is against teams like Wolfsburg and Zenit, I would however give Wolfsburg a good chance of beating us as well and with Zenit being a long trip I could imagine that going wrong too.

Realitically though we'll probably get Real, Athletico or Barca in which case we have no chance of going through (even though Real are managed by an amateur like Benitez).

[Letters]

I reckon our only hope is against teams like Wolfsburg and Zenit, I would however give Wolfsburg a good chance of beating us as well and with Zenit being a long trip I could imagine that going wrong too.

Realitically though we'll probably get Real, Athletico or Barca in which case we have no chance of going through (even though Real are managed by an amateur like Benitez).

You really are having to scrape the barrel right now to still have a moan, aren't you?
Cheer up, we might lose against City.