A) I'm not upset
B) This has nothing to do with Mourinho
C) Mourinho is a top manager, this doesn't change anything
D) Leicester a team bottom at this stage last season, who are at best a mid table team (and that's being kind) are top
E) Man City, Man U, Chelsea the best three teams of the last decade have all been poor this season so far
F) It's true the the league really is dogshite
G) WUM