First thing I see on BBC Sport
Arsene Wenger says questions over his Arsenal future a 'farce'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35800701
A farce is bottling the league yet again.
A farce is replacing Pace and Power with tiny short midgets
A farce is being on £8m a year and acting like you're doing the fans a favour
A farce is only signing Zero outfield players in the summer
A farce is having your favourites in the squad that you won't ever drop
A farce is personally endorsing Stan Kroenke over Usmanov
A farce is that you're finished as a manager and you're still our manager