This Weekend's Fixtures & Chelsea v Tottenham (April 30, 01/02 May)

[Kano]

Vertonghen was always a sly scumbag who got away with murder, but since Pochettino took over he's turned most of the team into the new Chelsea. Systematic fouling, diving, rolling around, sly kicks and punches. They'll continue to get away with it in the long run because they're all wonderful, young, English GHELs.

When you make Chelsea look like innocent victims, you really are a bunch of vile turds.

I think the most fouls so far season this season, which Lamela the dirtiest in the league. That's £30m well spent then.

[Niall_Quinn]

Azzzzzaaaaaaaaahhhhhh is on. To dive I assumehope.

[Master Splinter]

Azzzzzaaaaaaaaahhhhhh is on. To dive I assumehope.

He'll get booked for it today for the first time ever.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lamela booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Amazing shot from Hazard.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rose gets smashed in the face by Willian.

[Niall_Quinn]

Why hasn't Costa or Azzah dived to get a pen yet? They are so off form tonight.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 1-2 Spuds, Cahill!

[Kano]

Costa the clown

[Globalgunner]

Diego Costa. What a chump!