This Weekend's Fixtures & Chelsea v Tottenham (April 30, 01/02 May)

[Niall_Quinn]

The ref's assistant was looking straight at the Dermbele incident

Useless cunt. Obviously he's been trained to watch for players in red and white.

[Niall_Quinn]

It has taken them 26 years tbf.

And they still haven't made as many substitutions as Wenger.

[Kano]

Tottenham play the right way, move it about with purpose and open teams up at will with their pace and precision.

And power. Don't forget power, laddy.

[Niall_Quinn]

Vertonghen was always a sly scumbag who got away with murder, but since Pochettino took over he's turned most of the team into the new Chelsea. Systematic fouling, diving, rolling around, sly kicks and punches. They'll continue to get away with it in the long run because they're all wonderful, young, English GHELs.

When you make Chelsea look like innocent victims, you really are a bunch of vile turds.

#DelliAlliIsInnocent #FreeTheDelliAlliSix

[Kano]

Vertonghen was always a sly scumbag who got away with murder, but since Pochettino took over he's turned most of the team into the new Chelsea. Systematic fouling, diving, rolling around, sly kicks and punches. They'll continue to get away with it in the long run because they're all wonderful, young, English GHELs.

When you make Chelsea look like innocent victims, you really are a bunch of vile turds.

I think the most fouls so far season this season, which Lamela the dirtiest in the league. That's £30m well spent then.

[Niall_Quinn]

Azzzzzaaaaaaaaahhhhhh is on. To dive I assumehope.

[Master Splinter]

Azzzzzaaaaaaaaahhhhhh is on. To dive I assumehope.

He'll get booked for it today for the first time ever.

[Niall_Quinn]

Costa's dive to FK ratio is way down today. It's affecting the entire chav strategy.

[Niall_Quinn]

Crossing and corners. WTF?

[Niall_Quinn]

Why haven't the spuds taken Kane off and brought Flamini on? Idiot manager.