Summer Transfer Misery and Recriminations.

[Özim]

Take this, for instance:



Go on. Admit it. Jonny Evans. Can you see any of our rivals coming up with humour on this scale? They aren't in our league.

You can never discount stories like this, people laughed when we were linked with Silvestre, then when we did they had to pretend he was good despite them taking the p*ss out of him for years cos he was sh*t, we also did it with Wellbeck, again we use to laugh at how bad he was and then we signed him and of course there's players like Chamakh as well.

[Niall_Quinn]

Relax everyone, we've just signed Kelechi Nwakali, Wenger has not let us down, all this waiting period wasn't for nothing.

Akpom isn't going out on loan, we have the striker we were desperate for, Wenger is right you have to be realistic and give the players at the club that deserve it a chance.

We don't have any money either. Apart from having more money than any club in the world, we are totally skint.

[Power n Glory]

Relax everyone, we've just signed Kelechi Nwakali, Wenger has not let us down, all this waiting period wasn't for nothing.

Akpom isn't going out on loan, we have the striker we were desperate for, Wenger is right you have to be realistic and give the players at the club that deserve it a chance.

Another midfielder?

[Niall_Quinn]

Another midfielder?

We are desperately short in that position.

Cazorla is only five feet tall.

[dostoy]

What we have now is who will face Liverpool.

There will not be any new players coming in now who will play against Liverpool because its too close now.

I cannot see anything happening for at least 3 weeks yet.

[Ralpheroo72]

Anyone on here got any tips on how to survive the waiting period?

[Niall_Quinn]

Anyone on here got any tips on how to survive the waiting period?

Yes. Olympics start today. Watch that and forget about football.

[selassie]

It's ridiculous. I just don't understand what is going on.

How have we not managed to even make offers for players yet? The season starts in just over a week.

"Look, we have world class strikers, we have Giroud, Walcott and let me tell you...Sanogo & Akpom will surprise you, they are super top qwalateeee!...zee solution is not always to buy buy buy"

[selassie]

Over the seasons I've gone through chronic bemusement, rage, incredulity and all the other extreme states Wenger induces. Not this time. I'm not even frustrated. I'm not falling for it again.

It's all very amusing when you really stop to think about it. This man, Wenger, he's right up there with the greats. Jacques Clouseau. Johnny English, Frank Spencer, Mr Bean. You have to try to see the humour in this or else what else is there? Everyone else is laughing at our club, we need to start getting the joke ourselves.

Aye, I've gone past the point of anger, it's actually laughable. There are blokes in the office here where I work who laugh about Arsenal, they've been calling me Jonny Evans for the past few weeks, the sad thing is we are more likely to sign Jonny Evans than we are say Mahrez or Lacazette.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

So we looking at something like...

----------------Cech----------------

Bell------Gab----Chambers---Nach

--------Ramsey-----Xhaka----------

The Ox-------Cazorla--------Alexis

--------------Walcott----------------