Viking FK v Arsenal, Friday 5th August, 7.30pm, ITV4

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Iwobi again. 7-0

I've noticed a correlation between taking shots at goal and scoring goals. Nothing can be judged on just one game but I'm going to gather the data and see if there's anything to this theory.

And how many substitutions have you made?

[Goonermerree]

Iwobi again. 7-0

I've noticed a correlation between taking shots at goal and scoring goals. Nothing can be judged on just one game but I'm going to gather the data and see if there's anything to this theory.

Wenger won't allow shooting in real matches.

[Niall_Quinn]

And how many substitutions have you made?

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Akpom should have made it 8 there.

Hopefully this makes Wenger buy a striker.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How has Akpom fucked that up?

[Niall_Quinn]

Akpom should have made it 8 there.

Hopefully this makes Wenger buy a striker.

He bought that Japanese fella. Don't be so greedy.

[Niall_Quinn]

8-0 Akpom.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

And then he does make it 8.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

AKPOM!!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

FT 8-0

It's on!