Just got back. Awful match. Awful performance.

Player ratings

Sirchesney - 6 Had nothing to do. Was a bit of an idiot with a couple of needless dragbacks but got away with it in the first half

Jenkinson - 4 Jebus fucking christ this guy is shite. Not good enough for Charlton but in the first team for us? Is that how low we've fallen?

Vermaelen - 9 MOTM. Stay fit you cunt. Did nothing wrong defensively and would have got a 10 had he scored.

Mertesacker - 8 Almost as good as Vermaelen and you could see the benefit of playing him alongside a decent CB. Long may this partnership continue. Arguably played in 2 positions this game as he was often covering the right back territory with Jenko being worse than useless.

Santos - 7 Needs to lose weight. No major concern defensively. Looks pretty good attacking wise

Song - 7 Did his job as a DM fine. What wasnt so good was him losing posession lots of times when playing a forward pass but then someone had to which brings us on to

Arteta - 5 Pointless player. Heard it said hes a glorified Denilson. Denilson is actually better than him.

Ramsey - 6 Missed a sitter. Took forever to shoot for another chance and did nothing else.

Gervinho - 5 Biggest cheer of the day when he was hauled off. Basically Diaby with a big forehead.

Park - 4 Come back Chamah. All is forgiven. Nowhere near good enough and not as good as Chamakh or RVP. At least we sold some shirts in Asia which is why he got a 4 and not less

Walcott - 6 Much like Per, had to cover at right back most of the time. Was in plenty of space in the opposition half but the midfield 3 couldnt managae a pass between them. When he did get the ball, he was too deep cos he was doing a very good defensive shift.

Subs

RVP - 6 Too arrogant when clean through. Just blast it you twat. However did more in that half hour than Park has done in his career

Rosicky - 6 Better than Ramsey and Arteta

Arshavin - 6 Surely a starter now ahead of Gervinho?