Midweek Fixtures Plus Spuds v Everton 2nd/3rd/4th/11th January

[Cripps_orig]

A cross between RvP and Theo - deadly one minute, shit the next.

Looks brilliant whenever ive seen him

Harsh on calling RVP shit though

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Why?

1 we can't have those league buying twats city win the league

2 Barcodes are 3 points behind us as it stands. id rather we widend the gap between us and 7th place.

[Master Splinter]

Ba .

The biggest Must Get™ of all time?

I'm sure Howard Webb practises how to become a worse ref after every game. It is beyond belief how incompetent he is. Never mind the dreadful standard of officiating across the board in this country, Webb on his own has contributed to making it 2000% worse than it has ever been.

[Cripps_orig]

2055: There's a man on the pitch at Goodison Park proposing to his girlfriend. I have to say his intended doesn't look entirely overjoyed with this one but I think he's sealed the deal - for now anyway. Nothing like the peer pressure of 30-odd thousand people to sway a dubious call.

Should have said no

[Niall_Quinn]

1 we can't have those league buying twats city win the league

2 Barcodes are 3 points behind us as it stands. id rather we widend the gap between us and 7th place.

1-1 would be better. Or 9-9 with 11 players sent off and freak crevice opening up in the pitch and Evra falling into it and being buried alive and dying of suffocation. Which face it, is much more likely.

[Cripps_orig]

Webb having a long conversation with Rooney and pointing to various parts of the pitch.

Probably telling him to go there and Webb will try to pass him the ball

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jones booked.

[Cripps_orig]

Jones booked

[Niall_Quinn]

Fergie has had a word with ref at HT apparently, complaining Ba is too good.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-0 Cabaye, what a goal!!!