Transfer targets in January

[Xhaka Can’t]

Go for Huddersfield's Jordan Rhodes, scored 22 in 21 league one games. 'Arry's cronies are scouting him atm.

He scored at the one game I've been to.

[Kaiser]

His girlfriend goes to my uni so we got the only interview he's granted for the paper next week.

[-Xs-]

Go for Huddersfield's Jordan Rhodes, scored 22 in 21 league one games. 'Arry's cronies are scouting him atm.

'arry's? That means we have probably already been there and fucked up the negotiations after getting in a blazing row over a packet of ready salted.

Pretty easy to scout in footy these days; just watch who Arsenal are linked with and wait for us to fuck it up, then sneak in there

[Marc Overmars]

Rhodes has scored 4 tonight.

Must get.

[Kaiser]

Got 4 now. Sixth hat-trick of the season? Been told eight Prem sides have been looking at him, along with Celtic and one or two others.

[Master Splinter]

Afobe taught him well tbf.

[Ollie the Optimist]

got five now

[Xhaka Can’t]

Huddersfield striker Jordan Rhodes scored five goals as the Terriers thrashed Wycombe.

Hmmmm

[Niall_Quinn]

And Wycombe are a top team too.

[Kaiser]

http://theboar.org/sport/2012/jan/6/...jordan-rhodes/

Our interview with him, decided to put it up now, because we're whoring for hits.