Just expect and accept they'll do us comfortably. And anything else is a bonus.
A bit like being gang banged in the showers of a State Pen by a 24stone weightlifter named Bubba.
Don't fight it, or don't hold out hope, just relax and let the inevitable happen. It'll be over quicker than you imagine.
Accept that Fat Frankie will score from a deflected 30 yard hit and hope.
Torres will end his scoring drought.
And a Chelsea win wouldn't be complete without Drogba bullying his way to a screamer. Cue the jutting out of the hands celebration.
3-0. Let's move on.
Just write this game of here and now, and concentrate on the next game. Is it Swansea?
Swansea is the must win. If... sorry, when we loose this game we're still 2 points in front.
4th place is in our hands!
Believe (just not in this particular match)