COC Quarter Final Draw, 31/10 (after Chelsea v Man Utd) SS1.

[Syn]

When I saw the draw I couldn't think of anything other than 'Dean Windass'. What are they like these days then. Yorkshire fookin pubbers I assume.

The only change is they've probably embraced multiculturalism by loaning in one short Italian guy - the only one who has a first touch, wears white boots and the crowd claim they ain't zenofobic or nuffin coz they've got a spic in their team.

[Marc Overmars]

Has anyone ever been to Bradford before?

"Bradford's a shithole, I wanna home" will be the most apt chant of the night.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Benito Carbone.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

They beat us when they were in the Prem.

Yep.

Saunders and Windass with the goals for them, Henry for us.

[Niall_Quinn]

The only change is they've probably embraced multiculturalism by loaning in one short Italian guy - the only one who has a first touch, wears white boots and the crowd claim they ain't zenofobic or nuffin coz they've got a spic in their team.

Do they still piss and shit under their seats at half time? Used to hate away matches at their gaff.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Has anyone ever been to Bradford before?

"Bradford's a shithole, I wanna home" will be the most apt chant of the night.

I've been to the train station.

Also, Dynamo.

[Master Splinter]

David Wetherall's headed winner against Liverpool to keep them up .

Liverpool .

Time for Villa and Bradford legend Benito Carbone Collymore to come out of retirement tbh.

[Niall_Quinn]

Better hope it doesn't snow or the fuckers will all turn up in their underpants and nothing else.

[Master Splinter]

Also, Dynamo.

G-G-G-Gareth G-G-Gate-s-s-s .

[Joker]

The only change is they've probably embraced multiculturalism by loaning in one short Italian guy - the only one who has a first touch, wears white boots and the crowd claim they ain't zenofobic or nuffin coz they've got a spic in their team.

George Galloway is the MP for one of the Bradford constituencies