Summer Transfer Speculation and Shit

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Worlds best striker

Is that a chinaman or a lesbian?

[GP]

He's turning into Leonardo Di Caprio.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

So a lesbian.

[GP]

A Chinese lesbian.

[alexander]

I thought he would be a decent player for us. OK, he went off the rails, but he is back, and if he still wants a move, maybe he will put in the hard work to secure it.
Before he was often played out of position imo, often came on and played on the wings. good option to bring on when we are struggling and fire some long balls up to him?

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Performances are all that counts.

He can still carve out a role for himself as a decent 3rd/4th choice if he wants to. Despite all that's been said and done if he's willing to knuckle down and put the performances on the pitch then there can still be a future for him here.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

All hail the Kingslayer.

[Marc Overmars]

He's got the touch of a rapist and his finishing is erratic at the best of times.

He's garbage but hopefully he is serious about proving his doubters wrong as we need viable options.

[Munchies]

ANR with a scary yet realistic point :

Myles says: In January, Mourinho would love to sign a power No.9.

He wants a Shearer, a Batistuta, a Van Nistelrooy. In fact, the centre forward he needs right now is Lewandowski, who can score, link and bully.

Isn't Lewand going to Bayern ?

[LDG]

Arsenal and Juventus are weighing up a move for Basel centre-back Fabian Schar, 21

I have no idea who this is.