Summer Transfer Speculation and Shit

[Özim]

I have some HUGE (I mean blow your socks off, WTF, mega) transfer news concerning Arsenal. You are simply not going to believe who we are signing (virtually signed already in fact, deal done this week but announced after the World Cup). I can't say right now as the news is embargoed, but I'll be revealing the details on Twitter in July so please send me £5 via Paypal.

What's your Paypal account?

[Özim]

Oh by the way I've paid 10 grand into your account can I have that cure for cancer now?

How did you know his account?

[I am invisible]

He'll have a buyout clause so it shouldn't make too much difference on that side of it.

Plus we have the clause in Vela's contract that we could offer to write-off, if they make us preferred buyers - that might be worth something to them?

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

How did you know his account?

He's been blackmailing me for years

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Plus we have the clause in Vela's contract that we could offer to write-off, if they make us preferred buyers - that might be worth something to them?

The vulture she flies from Malaga to San Sebastian

[Niall_Quinn]

What's your Paypal account?

I will be revealing that on Twitter very soon - please keep checking back every hour.

[Power n Glory]

Reports saying we've activated the Vela buy back clause.

[Heisenberg]

Wouldn't be averse to that so long as it's not the only business we conduct. £3m isn't very much in football terms these days, especially if ends up playing a lot of games.

How has he done at Sociedad?

[Bury Da Bwoy]

Wouldn't be averse to that so long as it's not the only business we conduct. £3m isn't very much in football terms these days, especially if ends up playing a lot of games.

How has he done at Sociedad?

20 goals, 13 assists...i was shown today that only 9 other players had been involved in more goals and assists across the top 5 leagues

Suarez, ronaldo, messi, ibrahimovic, costa, reus, yaya, sturridge and alexis sanchez

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

20 goals, 13 assists...i was shown today that only 9 other players had been involved in more goals and assists across the top 5 leagues

Suarez, ronaldo, messi, ibrahimovic, costa, reus, yaya, sturridge and alexis sanchez

Were you previously Bury the dream? Random I know but just had to ask!?