Euro 2016 Qualifiers.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Goal Machine Welbeck.

WUMger knows.

Or Dick Law does.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Big Man was one of the pundits for Spain v Macedonia.

Spain won 5-1.

[Niall_Quinn]

Matt Law

Danny Welbeck
In front of Arsenal chief executive Ivan Gazidis, Welbeck wasted a great situation by passing to nobody after racing into the penalty area. But he made up for it by getting on the scoresheet from Sterling’s cross and killed the game with a late second. 7

Wayne Rooney
Wasted two first-half chances by shooting straight at Sommer and heading wide from a Baines cross. The striker saw another shot well saved, but made the breakaway from which England went ahead. 7

Can you imagine if shrek had bagged two? But that's not even the funniest rating.

Gary Cahill
Superb saving block to stop Drmic equalising after he had rounded Hart. Cahill was dominant in the air against Seferovic and cool in possession. An impressive performance from the Chelsea defender. 9

Cahill MOTM then. But only just because...

Joe Hart
Once again showed his class by making a wonderful save with his foot from Seferovic that stopped Switzerland taking the lead. Hart also kept out a powerful volley from the striker. 8/10

[Niall_Quinn]

John Cross

Danny Welbeck: 7 His pace is such a threat and priceless opening goal lifted the whole mood for England.

Wayne Rooney: 8 Full of energy, work rate and desire. Led counter attack for Welbeck's opener. Man of the match.

This is getting like politics. Reality happens in plain view then the reverse becomes official.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

i don't hate to admit this, Welbeck was the best player on the pitch for England, not just the two goals that were really well taken as neither of them were easy opportunities but actually must made to look easy. But his general play, he was strong, won the ball well, distributed the ball well and after starting too deep pushed himself forward and put himself in great positions where Raheem Sterling should have found him.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Also yes i think Cahill was excellent too, we really missed a trick in not signing him....

[Niall_Quinn]

The Daily Fail is a bit handicapped by having a footballer doing the ratings. Two goals sways it in this case - what does Martin Keown know that the experts don't?

WAYNE ROONEY: Showed good touches, reliable in possession and did well to drive forward and release Sterling for the goal. 6.5
DANNY WELBECK: Seems like his move to Arsenal has instantly given him the confidence to be the main striker. 8

[Niall_Quinn]

Also yes i think Cahill was excellent too, we really missed a trick in not signing him....

He was the best of a bad bunch at the back, barring Hart who was (gulp) pretty decent. Stones out of his depth completely, Baines can't defend anyway and is a winger, Jones was a disaster. Cahill made some strong challenges but several errors too, including a shank into his own six yard box that fortunately didn't fall to the opposition.

[Niall_Quinn]

The Independent (LOL) has Rooney tops as well, level with Welbeck who (you know) did that cross that didn't find its target. The only cross in the game that wasn't accurate. Two goals and 3 points in the hardest game England will face in the group almost makes up for it. Almost.

Meanwhile, Rooney did that pass to some player who passed to some other player ended up scoring. It was the pass that was key (if you exclude the other goal), so top marks for Wayne and a MOTM captain's performance.

Well done Wayne. Brilliant stuff as always. Let's build a team around him. A team for the future.

[Injury Time]

What pictures are the commentators looking at, pen all day long

Headline will be "Rooney leads England to Victory"- a true Captains performance and a world class assist for the assist for the goal scored by a lucky deflection by some guy who was shit.

So how do I go about getting paid, a case of blatant plagiarism by these "journos"-it was supposed be a joke you dumb cunts