This Weekend's Fixtures & New Year Fixtures (30/31 Dec, 01/02/03/04 Jan).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Matic.

Pogba.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Martial off, Rashford on.

[Cripps]

Get Lewin on you fat prick.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Even when they were getting the odd result, Everton's performances were shit. There's still no identifiable way they play; they only score shitty bundled in goals, penalties or wonder strikes.

Hope they get the equaliser.

Dickheads.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-2 Lingard, great strike.

[Cripps]

Cunts.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Now Calvert-Lewin is on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fight fight fight!

[Marc Overmars]

That’s Lingard now with more goals than Lacashite.

A really, really disappointing signing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pogba gets MotM, immediately falls on his arse.