Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[Toronto Gooner]

I think that would make a cr*p film to be honest.

Best leave that sort of thing to the likes of Scorcese, Lucas and Spielberg.

I agree, Scorcese, Lucas and Spielberg are the best people to make crap films.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Not that fussed about Gervinho to be honest, will see how he does if we sign him.

More interested in Willian who's a proper Brazilian player unlike Denilson, if Shaktar go for this deal they're fools, Denilson is rubbish.

Eduardo?

[Japan Shaking All Over]

I agree, Scorcese, Lucas and Spielberg are the best people to make crap films.

way things are going it will rival Star Wars for having ad many if not more episodes, each new one being worze than the one before and with equally as bad acting

"I DO want to stay honest sniff sniff

[Master Splinter]

Eboue as Jar Jar Binks.

Arshavin as Jabba the Hutt.

[Coney]

Not that fussed about Gervinho to be honest, will see how he does if we sign him.

More interested in Willian who's a proper Brazilian player unlike Denilson, if Shaktar go for this deal they're fools, Denilson is rubbish.

Shhhhhhhh. Shaktar might be reading this message board and we don't want to screw this up.

[The Realist]

Sagna believes Gervinho is the right kind of player to take us forward.

Their haircuts are going to make them look like twins ffs.

I wonder, if Bendtner goes this summer, whether Walcott will be used more as an out-and-out striker.

[Bergkampwonderland10]

Shhhhhhhh. Shaktar might be reading this message board and we don't want to screw this up.

I think Walcott is still too inconsistent in 1 on 1 situations ie. beating his man with the ball at his feet...until he masters that, I don't think Wenger will give him his chance as a CF.
I think it is interesting that Eden Hazard has been mentioned - he is def one signing I would actually be slightly excited about. I'd spend all the money we'd get from the sale of Bendtner, Clichy and Denilson on this guy and throw in Chamakh to Lille. Gervinho is less interesting to me - he'll be off to the AcON in Jan-Feb and I am just tired of that. 15 goals a season is no better than Bendtner either. Spurs can have him.

[Bergkampwonderland10]

Meant to quote the Realist not Coney sorry.

[Coney]

Sagna believes Gervinho is the right kind of player to take us forward.

Their haircuts are going to make them look like twins ffs.

I wonder, if Bendtner goes this summer, whether Walcott will be used more as an out-and-out striker.

I'd like that - he has the potential to do an Henry-esque role.

[Coney]

Meant to quote the Realist not Coney sorry.

I forgive you. Just don't use my body posts like that again