Random Arsenal Shit (When it's not worth starting a thread)

[Niall_Quinn]

NLD has been postponed, for anyone who was planning to go to that. Lucky escape for the spuds.

DVD on the way, "The Day Arsenal Didn't Turn Up at the Toilet Bowl"

[Mac76]

Training restarted at London Colney

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52428362

[Letters]

Project Restart

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52439018

[Globalgunner]

Football?. What kind of sport is that?

[LDG]

Will we get our wish. If football can’t restart for sometime, indeed if sport in general everywhere can’t restart for some time, surely it’s gonna kick Stan right in the spuds after a while.

Much as I’d love Arsenal to flourish...I’d be quite happy if somehow the game could be handed back to the fans by way of Stan’s share plummeting faster than Harry Kanes face

[Mac76]

Some intereating stats here, though not all good for us, we're losing the second highest amount after Moan U in terms of matchday revenue

In better news spuds have far and away the biggest operating loss

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52529679

Got to say i really don't know why they're saying there won't be any fans for the whole of the next season, that really will be taking it too far surely...

[Niall_Quinn]

Will we get our wish. If football can’t restart for sometime, indeed if sport in general everywhere can’t restart for some time, surely it’s gonna kick Stan right in the spuds after a while.

Much as I’d love Arsenal to flourish...I’d be quite happy if somehow the game could be handed back to the fans by way of Stan’s share plummeting faster than Harry Kanes face

We need the shares to drop a lot slower than Kane goes down. If they went down that fast then Stan would have nothing to lose, so he'd hang on. But if they go down gradually but steadily, like Vardy getting fouled on the halfway line and running all the way to the box before collapsing, Stan will get out while the going is good.

And some Arab will waltz in and we'll get banned from Europe for laundering money for AlQaeda.

[Letters]

Anniversary of the day we became the Invincibles today
Us
Wenger
etc.

[Marc Overmars]

Didn’t think we’d be waiting 16 years and counting back then that’s for sure.

To think there’s a generation of young fans now who only know us to be this banter club.

[Letters]

I checked the league table from that season. Spurs finished something like 14th on 45 points.
Chuckle.