Ole The Muppet and other Manc sh!t

[Niall_Quinn]

Manchester United set to swoop for Bastian Schweinsteiger as Louis van Gaal ramps up summer transfer spree

Not good. Another one of our players off to Utd. No way will he be a flop.

[Master Splinter]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33613078

Mike Smalling .

[Syn]

Psg bid 28.5m for Di Maria. More like it. Not half the talent or player that Ozil is.

[Niall_Quinn]

Psg bid 28.5m for Di Maria. More like it. Not half the talent or player that Ozil is.

He's a decent player, or at least he used to be before being exposed to van Genius hoof-a-ball. Can't do much when all you see is the ball being thumped over your head to Fellaini or Youngy. He wouldn't do badly at our place, although he'd have to queue.

[Ralpheroo72]

£36.6M for Martial off Monaco? He's 19, and scored 8 goals all of last season? Wtf?

[Niall_Quinn]

This guy looks very, very good. Whether van Genius can develop the obvious potential is another matter.

[Master Splinter]

Yeah, his goal record isn't amazing, but he has the talent and the makings of a very good player. It's not so daft when you compare it to Sterling for £50m. And it's not like money means anything anymore.

I can safely say though, that the environment under LVG at United is one of the worst places a gifted young player can be. Second-fiddle to Shrek, Memphis and probably Fellaini, a disjointed attacking unit, unambitious stifling football, little opportunity to express yourself, impatient fans.

If he somehow survives the regimented philosophy and blossoms, Real Madrid will snap him up anyway.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I know literally nothing about him, so cannot add to this topic.

I hope he's shit.

[Ollie the Optimist]

van gaal has spent a quarter of a billion pounds since taking over united and his plan B is hoof the ball long to fellaini.

Genius

[Niall_Quinn]

van gaal has spent a quarter of a billion pounds since taking over united and his plan B is hoof the ball long to fellaini.

Genius

Plan A