This Weekend's Fixtures & Burnley v Chelsea (16/17/18 Aug).

[Master Splinter]

Gylfi is Didsing them.

Spuds let their best player go.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ref as awful as ever. Two yellows missed for Fellaini, others getting booked for fuck all.

Mancs bugging out, not even the era of the genius can keep them from getting the early train back to London.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's dreadful football from Man Utd really.

[Niall_Quinn]

Valencia and Evans missing - that explains it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd have been shat on today, figuratively and in Youngy's case, literally.

[Niall_Quinn]

It's dreadful football from Man Utd really.

You can't look at just the football and the result, you need to look deeper to see the genius of it.

[Niall_Quinn]

Flappy

[Thierrymon]

Could have sworn i saw a story about fellaini getting his afro chopped. Must be a wig.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Crossing it to Fellaini, hoofing it to Fellaini. What the hell?

Four added minutes.

[Niall_Quinn]

Young hasn't dived enough in the box. He's stealing a living.